zeldathemes
Hello, yes, this is Soarra. This is a multi-fandom blog, but I mostly post Homestuck, Supernatural, AoT, and Hetalia. I also cosplay and draw sometimes.
If you want to contact me, my ask is always open!
Let Me Tell You About Fandoms

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

legend has it you could still hear the sound of nile screaming and shitting for weeks after. 

findsomethingtofightfor:

laracroftslover:

nobodycars:

THE HOLY TRINITY

don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity?

Come with me

And you’ll be

In a world of pure procrastination

cosplay perils

me: *just fucking smears the hotglue on with bare fingers*
me: fire cannot hurt a dragon
(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

thehomosexuals:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

So I saw this on my dash…

apocalypticalpacas:

sylph-of-thyme:

eranthyaenoire:

spooky-porrim:

ctsexual:

arseniiccatnip:

trickytier:

mirage-nightray:

littleredstriderhood:

nintendonut1:

hetarimarii:

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Which meant I had to do this:

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Aradiasmin, Tavrelle, Sollice, Karkarella, Nepotti, Kiana, Terezulan, Vriskahontas, Equnzel, Gamzora, Eriel, Feferi White

i’m dying send help

KARKAT

christ get the ambulance for me too

tO TEMPTING…

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how could you people have missed the goldmine that is Lottie!Nepeta

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KARKAT THOUGH

I CANT BREATHE

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

ikimaru:

finally updating the AU yess

so John and Rose like going exploring underwater places and stuff and they get in trouble at times

and Jade met Dave in some sea cave and then they became friends so that sorta turned into their meeting place ((also Dave probably carries his sunglasses around and puts them on when he’s out of the water pftahah)

[merstuck]

loveino:

wessasaurus-rex:

MY COOKING IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN MY SMOKE ALARM CHEERS ME ON 
THANKS SMOKE ALARM!! YOU’RE THE BEST FAN EVER!! 

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