zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”
— Hades at some point probably
I laughed way too hard at this.
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got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
imagine rome making pasta for dinner one night and n. italy just runs to the dinner table and starts shoveling hot pasta into his mouth and rome’s like “wAIT IT’S HOT!” and italy just stops, looks up at rome, and says in a deep voice, “FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON" and then resumes eating his pasta
I was supposed to post this on his birthday but eh stuff happened
happy late birthday Karkat
karkat’s face tho
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Hetalia: The Beautiful World - Episode 13
*jingle bells in the middle of the summer*
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*